“ Okay, okay, I get it: Dudes don’t care about astrology.”
That killed it for me. Why would you think guys don’t care about astrology? Have you met all guys/dudes? I could say, “I get it, girls don’t care about sex; thus rape.” Women would be offended and justly so. Moon phase has nothing to do with how much blood is trapped inside the penis. There; solved that issue.